Whether you're a player or a producer, secrecy on The Mole is a top priority. At many hotels, we'd run into Americans who were attending Some Random Conference With A Large Acronym (SRCWALA). Riding up the elevator they'd ask, "What are y'all shooting?" To be safe, we were told to say, "a documentary about whales." Simple, boring and strangely effective. In contrast, my explanations were often elaborate and involved either Mia Sara, Balthazar Getty and/or a race against time. I mean, if I HAD to lie, why not make the most of it? Seriously, what ever happened to Mia Sara?
Our first mission ("Fruit of the Luge") took place at a quirky amusement park called the "Rodelbahn" nestled in the mountains above Santiago. The owner was this old German guy who relocated to South America years ago. Don't know what he did before opening the amusement park, but the luge was definitely scary. I went blindfolded and literally flew off the track at 50 mph. I'm not even kidding.
Then it was on to "Dress Code." As we waited outside the restaurant for the teams to arrive, we learned that a local news crew was spotted trying to film spoilers of our cast. Rumors quickly spread that one of our local crew had tipped off friends in the Chilean media. Apparently, even our production had a Mole. A few minutes later, I spotted them across the street hiding behind a van with a shaky camcorder. Since the players were about 5 minutes away I had to, as Jon Kelley put it, "flex" on them – which really just involved me standing in front of their cameras until they finally went away.
When Craig, Bobby and Nicole walked down the street, it was truly a sight to behold. What you didn't see was when one local started yelling "Pig" "Pig" "Pig" as Craig sauntered by. It felt like junior high school in slow motion ... so bad it was almost surreal. "I had the strangest dream last night -- I was walking around in this foreign country and all of my clothes were gone. This one guy kept pointing and calling me a 'Pig' while I was followed by a camera crew." Kudos to Craig for keeping his sense of humor under some pretty tough circumstances.
That wasn't the only strange moment during "Dress Code." How about when that guy ripped off his shirt for Ali, Victoria and Kristen? Honestly, it looked like we planted a male stripper in a small, Santiago suburb. I don't know about you, but if 3 cute girls ever ask me to take off my shirt in the street, I really hope I do it like that guy ... with class.
Finally, it was time for an execution. The location was definitely in my Top 3 for the show. Mostly because I can’t wait to have this conversation: "Matt, have you been to the Eiffel Tower?" "Of course, but my favorite Eiffel is the old Central Station in Santiago. It’s absolutely magnificent." I live for moments like that.
Although you got a small glimpse on the show, Nicole really made quite a spectacle when Jon offered the bribe. She'd stand up, look around, tap her foot and be all, "Oh, wow. I think I should ... hmm. Err. $20,000? For real?" More consternation. There was so much needless drama (and if a reality show guy is saying that -- it's saying something!), one of the EPs finally said, "Okay. Here's the deal: if your butt leaves the seat, you have accepted the bribe. Everyone clear on that?" When the cash hit $30,000, Ali popped out of her chair like she got pricked with a startle stick. And that was that.
Would I have taken the money? No way. Think about it -- half of that goes straight to taxes -- so you’ve got $15,000 to play with. Thanks, but no thanks. If you make it to the final three, with hotels/meals/travel – I'm thinking you're probably close to $10,000 in expenses right there. That's not even counting the value of the missions and, believe me, there are some big ones coming up.
It's cliché, but the experience was priceless ... not to mention giving up a 1 in 9 chance of winning $500,000. Odds or no odds, Ali's decision was just plain crazy.
I mean, unless I was Bobby ... then taking the bribe makes total sense.