ELI STONE - More to do

Well, that was either a great way to end the entire series or a very satisfying way to end the first season of Eli Stone.  I'm hoping it's the latter.

Eli's risky surgery to remove the aneurysm finally happens, and things don't go as planned.  The worst case scenario seems to be happening, leaving our attorney/prophet in a coma.  Will Eli wake up?  Will his brother Nathan respect his wishes and take him off life-support?  Will Eli finally meet the Allmighty, architect of his redemption?  And would God look a lot like, oh I don't know... George Michael?

Wait a second - you have watched it, haven't you?  If not, you should do yourself a favor and watch this episode online here. 

This week's episode was a surreal and emotionally powerful finale to an unusual series that has become one of my favorite shows on ABC.  Eli Stone is a well-written show, stuffed with great actors, that is based on a quirky but fascinating premise.  Johnny Lee Miller has consistently delivered a compelling performance as Eli - he hits the right balance between smugness, bewilderment, and earnest conviction.  The supporting cast has been fantastic, particularly Victor Garber as Jordan - that guy rules.  I know I'm not alone in hoping that Eli Stone comes back for a second season - TV needs smart, offbeat shows with heart. 

Plus, Eli has more to do.

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--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - More Victor Garber, please

Garber There's a lot to dig about Eli Stone, but I've made no secret that my favorite part of the show is Victor Garber, who plays Eli's unflappable boss Jordan.  Garber can do no wrong in my book - he's an excellent actor who has a real presence on screen. 

If by some cruel twist of fate Eli Stone doesn't return for another season, I thing ABC would be crazy not to build an entire show around the talented Mr. Garber.  It's a no-brainer - just make it all about Victor Garber and you won't go wrong. 

Just off the top of my head, here are some ideas for some 100% Victor Garber shows:

Victor Garber's Groove Radar - Join the party in Victor Garber's rec room as he hosts a fierce freestyle dance competition between solo dancers and entire crews for the coveted Garber Gold Chain.  If we're lucky, The Man himself will pop and lock and let his body rock and show all these youngbloods how it's done - Garber Style!

Victor Garber's Phonebook USA - Each week Victor Garber presents a dramatic reading of a different town or county phone book.  Last week it was Bonner's Ferry, Idaho and the surrounding area - maybe this week it will be YOUR town!  It's your phonebook as only Victor Garber can present it!  This series is both dramatic and cost-conscious.  There's no need to pay for scripts, other actors, special effects, or sets - just give Victor Garber a phonebook and a microphone and maybe a bottle of water and you've got an INSTANT SMASH!

Victor Garber presents Shadow Puppet Theater - The Man is so talented that he can tell a story with just his hands and a bright light!  Each week Victor interprets a classic tale from literature throught the magic of shadow puppetry!  You haven't fully appreciated James Joyce's Ulysses until you've seen it interpreted by the shadows cast by Victor Garber's hands!  Yes!

Victor44Unleashed on the Street:  Victor Garber Super Ambush Mega Prank Attack - We might have to work on shortening the title a little, but the concept is solid gold.  Join Victor Garber and his team of guerilla pranksters as they hit the streets of Tokyo to pull outrageous stunts on unsuspecting pedestrians and Japanese school girls!  It's hidden camera mayhem and comedy from the outrageous mind of master thespian Victor Garber!

Hmm...  Some of these concepts could use a little work, I'll admit. 

You know, it would probably be easier for all involved if Eli Stone returned and we could all get our Victor Garber fix that way.  I know the pedestrians of Tokyo would probably sleep easier...

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - The Big One

Eli022 This week the status quo on Eli Stone was er, shaken as one of Eli's predictions comes  true in a very dramatic and public way.  SPOILERS lay ahead, so beware.

In this penultimate episode of the season, Eli makes plans for his impending brain operation and the massive earthquake due to hit the Bay Area in a few days - according to his vision, that is.  Meanwhile, Marci Klein plots to oust Taylor from his leadership role in the firm.  Will evil prevail, or will faith triumph?  And will the Golden Gate Bridge make it through the episode intact? 

The answers are no, yes, and no.

There's only one Eli Stone episode left for this season:  the big operation.  From the promos it looks like there are complications - and I'm just saying right now that if the season ends on a big cliffhanger, you're  going to be looking at a Class A Hissy Fit. 

Of  course, a cliffhanger may mean that ABC has picked up Eli Stone for another season, so I guess I should be happy if that comes to pass, huh?

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Of profits and prophets

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Things got a little bit weird on this week’s Eli Stone.  Weirder than normal, I mean.

Last week Eli took a trip into the past to relive his father’s death, while this week Eli had a vision of his possible future as a prophet in a black turtleneck – a prophet that is married to Maggie Dekker and is the father of their child! 

This week’s episode was three-pronged:  Eli and Keith file a class action suit on behalf of prisoners abused by an eee-vil warden, Taylor and Matt flirt while trying to reunite a pair of gay chimpanzees (no, I’m not making that up, why do you ask?), and the untimely appearance of Marci Klein, a ruthless partner in the law firm who thinks that Eli's altruism and pro bono cases are cutting into the firm's profits.

As we have come to expect, Eli’s visions tie in to his current court case, but this week we get a little head-fake from the writers – we think that Eli’s client is the subject of the vision as he gives a speech to a packed crowd in Times Square, but (SPOILER ALERT!) it turns out that Eli himself is the subject of the vision.  His client’s speech was merely a preamble to introducing the man the crowd has assembled to see – Eli Stone.  In the vision, Eli stands in the crowd next to his wife Maggie and their baby, then takes the stage wearing a black turtleneck and blazer. 

Now, unless this hallucination means that Eli is going to be a Tony Robbins-style motivational speaker, I’m thinking it means that Eli is a full-on prophet with thousands of followers.  For some reason I found the whole thing weird and vaguely creepy – maybe it was the mass rally, maybe it was the black turtleneck.  Is this a real vision of the future, or just a possible future?  Eli’s visions aren’t always literal and aren’t always correct, so the whole thing is open to interpretation.

We get a bonus Eli Stone episode this Sunday after the re-premiere of Desperate Housewives, so maybe they’ll shed a little light on the situation.  I’m also interested in seeing what happens with Marci Klein, played by Married with Children’s Katy Segal, who is always great.   Will she succeed at running Eli out of the firm and wresting control from Jordan?  Will Eli end up wearing the Prophet Turtleneck?  We shall see…

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Water, water everywhere but not a drop to drink

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Does anybody in TV court rooms ever drink from the customary pitcher of water on their table?  Just something I think about whenever I watch Eli Stone.  I have yet to see one person on the show drink a glass of water while in court - and I've watched every episode.

I think in real life you'd probably have a drink of water.  If you're an attorney, you want to keep your throat from getting parched during cross examinations.  If you're a defendant, you'd be nervous and would likely want something to occupy yourself.  Either way, you've got to get thirsty after hours in the court room.  Yes, I think in real life you would drink from the pitcher the court so generously provides.

So, as a viewer, I am hereby requesting that in upcoming episodes of Eli Stone (or Boston Legal for that matter), a character takes a drink of water in court.

I clearly spend too much time thinking about things that are not important.

--Dave Campbell

*UPDATED!*  Thanks go to reader Ksal, who explains why in real life nobody drinks the water in court:

"Actually, I am a lawyer, and for the most part, lawyers (and their clients) are not supposed to drink water unless they have to. Why? Because the jurors don't have water and they're not allowed to drink it.  You don't want the jurors resenting you for your ability to drink cool clear water while they're dying of thirst!"

ELI STONE - Special Bonus Trivia Post!

StoneThis was a good episode, didn't you think?

It had just the right mix of courtroom dramatics, mysterious and confounding visions, humor, and love triangle action.  Or is it love quadrangle action now that Matt Dowd has slept with Taylor?  The only thing that was missing was a characteristic surreal musical number - but you can't have those every episode, can you?  Gotta mix it up a little bit.

This week Eli has a vision/flashback where he occupies his brother Nathan's body on the day his father died.  As it happens, these visions coincide with Eli defending Nate from a malpractice lawsuit and lead to a shocking revelation about Nate's involvement in their father's death.  I won't spoil it for you, but the revelation is actually shocking and is kind of a big deal in the world of Eli Stone - go watch this week's episode on ABC.com if you haven't already seen it.

Aside from the court case involving Nate, we got to see Maggie again, which was nice.  I kinda missed her last week.  Well, she's back and she has a surprise for Eli.  The kind of surprise that you wear on your left hand.  On the ring finger.  Yes, she's engaged.  To whom?  No idea.  All we know is that it's not Eli.

Taylor also deals with the fallout from her ill-advised one-night stand with Matt Dowd.  She tries to blow him off by telling him that her father Jordan, the senior partner at the firm, wouldn't approve of her dating him.  This is a poor strategy, because Matt not so subtly draws Jordan into the whole mess.  He is positively aghast (in a cool, professional way) at the thought of Taylor hooking up with Matt - and comedy ensues.  I actually felt kind of bad for Matt.  You can occasionally glimpse real unfiltered emotion behind his cocky smile, and I think his feelings are kind of hurt by the whole thing.  He clearly wears the Cocky Guy mask as a defense mechanism to hide the fact that he's really insecure.  That's my amateur psychoanalysis for you.

The episode ends with a really heartbreaking hospital room scene where Eli (in flashback mode) gets the chance to say goodbye to his dying father.  I have to hand it to Johnny Lee Miller, who plays Eli - they guy can cry at the drop of a hat.  He really sold that last scene and provided this episode with a little extra emotional punch.

Trivia time!  Did you know that Johnny Lee Miller is British?  He's got his American accent down pat.  If I had never seen him in Trainspotting, I would have never thought he was a Brit.

More trivia time!  Do you know who Johnny Lee Miller was married to?  Angelina Jolie.  I kid you not, they were married for four years.  Thanks IMDB for making me look smart.

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - The George Michael Episode

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It dawned on me while watching this week's Eli Stone that just about the only character who hasn't sang or danced on the show is Eli himself.   This week we got to see Eli's boss Jordan once again break into song, which is always awesome, and a Sonny and Cher duet by Taylor and Matt Dowd.  I think at this point everyone in the law firm has had a turn at the mike with the exception of Eli himself. 

Usually Eli is a bewildered witness to all these hallucinatory musical spectacles, a passive observer.  It would be great if Eli had a fully interactive vision/hallucination that actually required him to sing and dance.  Just once is all I ask.  Get on that, Eli Stone producers!

"I Want Your Sex" was the name of this week's episode as well as, duh, the name of the George Michael episode at the center of the plot.  The Man himself hires Stone's firm to defend a high school student who was expelled from her school for playing "I Want Your Sex" during a school abstinence assembly as a protest.  Why Eli?  Because George Michael had a dream that told him to seek out Eli Stone, and George Michael listens to his dreams.

The best part of the episode was - no surprise here - Victor Garber's performance as Eli's normally unflappable boss Jordan, who is reduced to star struck awe by George Michael.   The scene where Victor first meets George Michael (pictured above) was priceless -  he just stares in wonder at George Michael like a 13 year old girl.   Well, a 13 year old girl from the year 1987 anyway.  The whole episode added a new dimension to Jordan's character and was funny to boot.   Who knew Jordan was a George Michael fanboy?

Other noteworthy events this episode:  Taylor sleeps with Matt Dowd after he bares his soul in court, but is outraged when she learns that his emotional courtroom revelation was a lie designed to win their case.  Poor Taylor hasn't had the best luck with men.

This episode was also noteworthy for the relatively small cast.  We didn't see Maggie Dekker,  Patti, Dr. Chen, or Keith Bennett, or what's his name, Jordan's unscrupulous right hand man whose name I can never recall.  I guess that's what happens when you bring in superstar George Michael - you have so much awesomeness packed into your show that there's no room for anybody else.

Hey, I just thought of something else - Eli's brother Nate has never sung on the show either, has he?  He appeared as a knight in the dragon/Dr. Agon episode, but I can't remember ever seeing him sing, or even hum a few bars.  They need to have Nate sing, too.

Maybe an Eli/Nate duet...?

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Praying for Time

111273_1025_pre A whole lot happened on this week’s Eli Stone episode, “Praying for Time.”  That’s one of the things I enjoy about Eli Stone; they always have a nice balance between episodic stories and the bigger aneurysm/prophet plotline.  There’s a rewarding sense of building momentum in each episode of the series.

This week we finally see the resolution of the baseball player steroid murder storyline, and although it’s a win for the firm, things don’t turn out well in terms of the whole Cosmic Scales of Justice thing.  Poor Matt Dowd gets a brutal reality check when he realizes his sports idol may not have committed premeditated murder, but that doesn’t mean he’s a decent human being.  This storyline fleshed out the Matt Dowd character a little more and pushed him in a more ethical direction, which was nice.  I really thought this case was going to tie in with the main Eli Stone narrative thread, but I was wrong – no intervention from Eli and his visions.

Speaking of visions, this week it’s earthquakes.  Eli thinks the violent earthquakes he’s hallucinating mean that the low income neighborhood his real estate tycoon client is trying to evict may be the epicenter of an impending disaster, and unless he helps kick the folks in the neighborhood out of their homes, they’ll all die.  Will Eli cross an ethical line in order to serve the greater good?  Mmmaybe…

The Eli/Taylor/Maggie love triangle continues to wreak havoc in Eli’s world, as the competing objects of his affection burst into song while an earthquake tears apart the law office.  Taylor and Maggie sing Carole King’s “I Feel the Earth Move” in a cute special effects packed musical number.  “I must say, their singing was surprisingly good,”  Eli says later. I agree, although Taylor (Natasha Henstridge) has a stronger voice, didn't you think?

Last episode Maggie spontaneously kissed Eli, so this week it’s Eli’s turn to get all overcome with emotion and go in for a kiss… only to be rebuffed by a confused and torn Maggie.  Ouch.  That sucks when you go in for the kiss and get shut down.  Chin up, Eli, we’ve all been there.

Next week:  George Michael in the flesh and in court!  I am so there.

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Bullet points!

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Today I’ve organized my thoughts about this week’s Eli Stone episode in easy-to-read bulletpoints. I love bulletpoints, they can lend the illusion of structure to a disorganized jumble of totally unrelated points. Bulletpoints: making people look smarter for centuries!  

Let’s begin, shall we? 

  • The George Michael connection.  This week featured yet another appearance by singer George Michael, only this time it wasn’t Phantom George Michael but the real thing, live in concert. The title of this episode was “Heal the Pain,” which was a song on 1991’s Listen Without Prejudice, Vol 1. BTW, the smooth song George was singing was “Older,” which he released on an EP in 1997. Thanks Wikipedia! 
  • Paging Dr. Chen!  I think this was the first episode that had no Dr. Chen at all. Maybe it was because Eli’s hallucinations were fairly straightforward (Dragon = Dr. Agon) and Eli didn’t require Dr. Chen’s West Coast Zen wisdom this time out. I missed him. 
  • Maggie fu.  This was a Maggie-centric episode, and she actually got to kick a little butt this time out – with a heavy assist from Eli, of course. Maggie got some good lines, too, like when she told Eli, “Go find yourself another peon to pee on.” That cracked me up, I’m going to store that in the back of my mind because some day – and it may be 5 or 10 years from now – I will have the perfect opportunity to use that line. Some day...  
  • Adult supervision?  Eli’s client this week is a 15 year old boy who seems wise beyond his years, but still: where was the kid’s grandma? It seems like any lawyer would refuse to meet with an underage kid without an adult guardian present. Am I wrong?  I'm no lawyer. 
  • Different recap/intro.  They broke with the usual pattern of having Eli recap the story so far with a voiceover narration and went with a more conventional “previously on Eli Stone…” Here’s what I think: because they have the baseball player subplot and wanted to include it in the recap/intro, they couldn’t have Eli do the voiceover because as a character he has no reason to be involved in or care about the case. It would be weird if he was explaining his brain aneurysm and hallucinations to, say, a parking attendant and he just slipped in, “Oh, and by the way, my colleagues are defending this baseball player…” 
  • Here be dragons.  Man, what is the special effects budget for this show? This episode had a giant computer-generated dragon strafing San Francisco and breathing flame and stuff.  This qualifies as cool in my book.  I vote for Godzilla next episode – although they’re promising an earthquake, which is just as good, really. Fake TV earthquakes, I mean. Real earthquakes are bad. 
  • Nate’s dope bachelor pad.  We got to see Nate’s condo this episode, which looks pretty cool. I don’t have the interior design vocabulary to describe it, but it screamed, “I’m a wealthy young doctor with no kids.” You know, Nate should get a girlfriend. They should work that in somehow. 
  • The kiss.  They ratcheted up the romantic tension between Maggie and Eli with that impromptu kiss. Who are we supposed to be rooting for here, Maggie or Taylor? Right now I’m leaning towards Maggie.  You?

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Who's your mama?

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How come we never see Eli Stone's mother? 

Sure, his crazy alcoholic visionary dad shows up in flashbacks all the time, but we never see Eli's mom.  She's mentioned, of course, and she did appear in the pilot episode, but she never shows up in any of Eli's numerous flashbacks.  When Eli was giving his little speech before the State Bar of California, he explained how his father suffered from a brain aneurysm as well, but that despite all that he still managed to raise his two sons, who turned out to be a a doctor and a lawyer.  I was thinking, "I call B.S. on that - your mom raised you despite your father's frequent drinking binges and vacations from reality."  I guess Eli was trying to make a point and keep his license to practice law, but he and his brother rarely talk about how great their mom must have been.  Has anybody else noticed this?  Eli needs to give more credit to his mom and stop whining about his dad.

This week's episode, "Something to Save," brought the story arc about the detrimental effects that prophetic visions have on Eli's career to a climax as he was dragged before the State Bar of California to defend his ability to practice law.  Will his brother Nathan perjure himself to protect his brother?  Will Eli admit to lying about his condition to his boss?  Will he come clean about his aneurysm?  If you watched the episode you know the answers already, and if you haven't watched it, you should head over to ABC's handy streaming episode player and watch it online.

This episode was particularly satisfying because a) the resolution of Eli's crisis was handled in a logical and satisfying manner and b) we got to see Eli's boss Jordan (Victor Garber) and all the other lawyers in the firm singing and dancing and frolicking about like merry elves.  I love that Victor Garber, his formidable Jordan is the best part of the show.  They should do a spin-off series called Don't Cross Jordan.

I thought I finally detected a break in the Eli Stone pattern of naming each episode after a George Michael song, but a quick Google search proved me wrong.  "Something to Save" is indeed a George Michael song.

Eli Stone:  educating us about George Michael every week.

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - One More Try

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A lot of stuff happened in “One More Try,” this week’s Eli Stone episode, in both the storyline and format of the show.   Let’s get to it:

We got to see “old Eli,” the heartless attorney, revisit an old case that he won on behalf of a car manufacturer through some underhanded tactics. There’s a great court scene where Eli rips into this poor woman on the witness stand and then we cut to naïve junior attorney Maggie Dekker, who is totally teary-eyed and heartbroken. You can tell she just wants to cry, “Eli, no! This isn’t how it’s supposed to work! The law’s supposed to help people, Eli!” She’s so young and starry-eyed, that Maggie.

It had to happen sooner or later. Eli hallucinates an elaborate song and dance number in court, which makes him look barking mad and unfit to practice law. Next episode: a disbarment hearing! Will they call Eli’s brother up on the stand? If so, will he perjure himself to save his brother?

What else? It turns out Martin Posner, Jordan's smug right-hand man, is guilty of paying off a witness to keep his mouth shut. How does Eli know this? Because Patty used to go out with him five year ago! What did she ever see in the guy?  Eww.

Weirdly, actor Marc Vann appeared both on tonight's Eli Stone as a whistleblower who took Posner's bribe and fled to Hawaii, and on tonight's episode of Lost as the doctor onboard the freighter. 

The long-awaited sexual tension between Maggie and Eli Stone has apparently arrived. They had a moment in the doorway where she brushed some non-existent lint from his lapel and they shared a thing, some kind of love radar signal. We’ll see how this plays out – if he does like her, Eli’s going to have to not be so mean to her all the time.

It does look like the format of Eli Stone is changing, with more emphasis on the supporting cast. Keith Bennett from the previous episode joins the cast, as we knew he would, and Eli’s ex-fiance Taylor joins the firm as an associate.  Once again they had a second court case handled by supporting characters in addition to Eli’s main case. It’s not quite an ensemble piece, but they’re noticeably focusing on other characters more. It takes some of the weight off Eli while simultaneously opening up the opportunities to do lots of different kinds of stories.   I think this diffusion of  narrative focus is a natural part of the life cycle of a TV series.

My take on it is that the producers of Eli Stone are so confident they’re getting picked up again by ABC that they are laying the groundwork for several seasons worth of shows.  One can hope.

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Coma a go-go

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” was this week’s aptly titled Eli Stone episode, in which our prophetic attorney answers a call for help from a guy inside in his TV set. The man in the TV turns out to be Coma Guy, a patient of Eli’s brother Nathan’s who has just miraculously popped out of a five-year coma and become a celebrity. But does Coma Guy need Eli’s legal expertise, or some other kind of help? 

Turns out Coma Guy has lost his wife to his best friend and business partner, who took their company public while Coma Guy was earning his nickname. The poor dude wakes up with no wife and no company, and although he pulled in $10 mil from the IPO, he wants his old life back. Eli gets the crazy idea that the only way to do this is to challenge the marriage annulment, so they sue the church. Comedy ensues. 

This episode was a bit of a departure from the Eli Stone paradigm in that it had a “B” storyline featuring Eli’s boss Jordan (Victor Garber), who is defending an esteemed black lawyer from charges of discrimination by a young black attorney who didn’t get hired by the esteemed black lawyer’s firm. It was great seeing Jordan flex some legal muscle and I could watch Victor Garber read a take-out menu and find it entertaining, but the “B” storyline seemed really out of place.  Apparently the entire subplot was a way to introduce the young black attorney into the cast, because although he loses the case, Jordan is so impressed that he offers the guy a job. Now I have to learn the guy’s name – silly me I didn’t write it down on my official Live from L.A. notepad (which has an attractive beige and mud-brown design).

I won’t bother recapping what happens with Coma Guy, because if you haven’t seen it you can check it out on ABC’s Eli Stone page. Let’s just say that things don’t work out the way Eli expects. 

What else happened? Maggie gets progressively less annoying each week, and is starting to suspect that something is wrong with Eli. She is kind of cute – perhaps they’re setting her up as a parallel love interest? Would that be a bad thing?  Oh, and the expository voice-over narration at the beginning of the show turns out to be Eli trying to return his engagement ring at a jewelry store. Very clever.  Ah yes, the on-again-off-again relationship between Eli and his fiancée Taylor may be on again. Who can say? I’ve actually warmed up to Taylor, who knows about Eli’s brain aneurysm but still is willing to commit to a long-term relationship with the guy because she loves him so much, which is sweet.

--Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - A Question of Balance

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I’m liking Eli Stone more and more with each episode.  It seems like with this week’s episode “Father Figure” they’ve really hit their stride and have struck a perfect balance between humor and pathos.

The writing on this episode was particularly good.  The opening voiceover seems like a traditional recap narrative from Eli, until you find out that he’s actually talking to a tow-truck driver that’s taking his car, The Millennium Falcon.  That was clever.  The banter between Eli and his admin Patti was very funny this week; they have a unique relationship that transcends the boss/employee dynamic.  I enjoy how Patti often sabotages Eli for his own good, like when she invites Eli’s old flame (from the pilot episode) to his engagement party. 

One of the things I think they’re doing well on Eli Stone is creating a user-friendly episodic nature with their case/vision of the week format while simultaneously creating a larger overall story that progresses in a logical and sometimes sad direction.  In this episode (SPOILER!) Eli’s memories of the destructive impact his father’s mental illness and visions had on his family drives him to break off the engagement with Taylor, who is heart broken.  It was a bummer, but it totally makes sense – Eli loves her too much to put her through the kind of hell his family went through.

I also think they’ve hit upon a nice compromise in terms of tone when it comes to Eli’s visions.  Often Eli gets hit by these hallucinations at the worst possible times and his embarrassment is played for laughs, but this episode drove home how dangerous his visions are for him personally and professionally – particularly the scene where he freaks out and ends up in the cake at his engagement party, right in front of his family, friends, and Jordan, Eli’s boss and future father-in-law.  The guy’s going to be out of a job and alone if things keep up at this rate.

This brings me to a question I have about his visions.  Often when he snaps out of it he realizes that he’s dancing to George Michael in public or dodging a biplane on a busy street.  But this episode he actually interacts and speaks with the WWII soldier during the (awesome) battle hallucination.  So when he loses it at the engagement party, do all the guests see him shouting at non-existent G.I.s?  Taylor and his brother excuse Eli’s episode as an engagement anxiety attack, but would Jordan really buy that after watching Eli screaming at the phantom soldier and flinching from invisible explosions?  Just something I was wondering.

Here’s hoping that a) ABC renews this mid-season series and orders some more episodes and b) that the writers can keep delivering well-crafted scripts that balance whimsy with doom. 

-- Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - Comb-over or not? You make the call!

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All right, at the risk of seeming incredibly petty and superficial, I put to you, gentle reader, the following question:   Does Eli Stone have a comb-over?

I seriously can't tell if he just has a Young Republican hairstyle or if he is attempting to mask a receding hairline by growing it long on top and then swooshing the extra hair down over his forehead.  In the interest of full disclosure, I am losing my hair at an alarming rate - I have a Michael Chiklis hairline.  So I'm not mocking ol' Eli Stone, for I would pay good money to have his hair.

Any thoughts on this important issue?

ELI STONE - Now with 100% more Ted Nugent!

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So I was pleasantly surprised by the second episode of Eli Stone.

Previously I had moaned about how I didn’t feel enough inner conflict between the ruthless, materialistic lawyer that Eli was and the more enlightened humanitarian he was becoming. Happily, in the second episode Eli Stone is much more of a jerk. Phew.

Because really, that should kinda be one of the main sources of dramatic tension in Eli Stone, right? It’s about an unlikely prophet, a man whose visions force him to act in ways that he otherwise would not have, a guy who is literally being forced by the cosmos to be a better person. Unless we see Eli acting like a self-absorbed, cynical jerk, unless we see him resisting this higher calling, there’s no conflict. It’s just Touched by an Angel with a law degree, and nobody wants to see that.

In this episode as Eli returns to San Francisco from his trip to the Himalayas to scatter his dad’s ashes, he’s relieved that he hasn’t heard any music that’s not really there or experienced any visions of George Michael. He’s done with that stuff. Of course, fate has other plans and he’s soon prodded by his visions and a chirpy, idealistic associate named Maggie into a quixotic case against his better judgment.

Quixotic. That’s a great word, isn’t it?  It's not every day you get an opportunity to legitimately use a $5 word like that.

The other thing that was pleasantly surprising was Taylor, Eli’s fiancé, played by Natasha Henstridge (the evil alien chick from Species). Taylor is a more well-rounded and nuanced character in this episode. I was all ready to hate Taylor when she nearly dumped Eli after discovering he had this brain aneurysm, but in this episode she’s actually… kind of nice. Plus, Taylor has fabulous hair.

I’m not so crazy about Maggie Decker, the wide-eyed and inexperienced junior associate at Eli’s firm who, gosh darn it, believes in him. She’s cute, but her inexperience and goofiness is so broadly played that it was just annoying. She needs to dial it back a little, am I right?

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Incidentally, this episode was titled “Freedom,” after the George Michael song that features prominently throughout the show. All the episodes are named after George Michael or Wham songs, as near as I can tell. Coming up, “Father Figure” and “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.” For reals.

Sooner or later Eli Stone is going to run out of George Michael songs and they’re going to have to go with some other artist. I think they should base the second season of Eli Stone on the hard-rockin’ music of Ted Nugent, the Motor City Madman. ABC could pull in a whole new demographic to the show.

OK, bad idea.  Who would be a better choice than The Nuge once Eli Stone runs out of George Michael songs?  You make the call.

-Dave Campbell

ELI STONE - You Got Your Field of Dreams in My Jerry Maguire!

Elistone2_4 There was a quick, brutally funny moment in the beginning of the premiere episode of Eli Stone that almost made me spit out my phad thai.

In a voice-over, the title character gives us a quick sketch of Who He Was Before: a ruthless, driven attorney who worshipped at the holy trinity of “Armani, accessories, and ambition.” As Eli is narrating, we see a shot of him in a courtroom absolutely hammering on a witness… and the camera pans to reveal that he’s screaming at a frightened little old lady.

That cracked me up, but then, I’m totally mean.

The edginess in that opening sequence is only occasionally glimpsed through the rest of the episode, but it’s a great contrast to the magical-realism and whimsy that follows.

In case you haven’t seen it, here’s the nutshell: Our materialistic Mr. Stone undergoes a crisis of conscience and faith triggered by hallucinations of singer George Michael, who appears in the dead of night dancing and singing on Eli’s coffee table. The visual and auditory hallucinations get more pronounced and disruptive, but are all rather harmless. It would be a different show entirely if Eli saw dead people.

It turns out Eli’s non-creepy visions are either caused by an inoperable brain aneurysm, or he’s a prophet receiving transmissions from a higher power – it depends on who you ask. Regardless of the reason, Eli chooses to use his visions as a catalyst for a profound moral and spiritual change in his life, and he changes overnight from a heartless attorney into a champion of the underdog. That’s the crux of the show.

In other words, Eli Stone is sort of a fusion of the yuppie redemption of Jerry Maguire with the vision quest of Field of Dreams, with a little sprinkling of Ally McBeal over the top.

I did want to see more of an internal struggle with Eli Stone the character. Despite the setup of the episode, Eli slips easily into the crusader role demanded by his visions, which makes it seems like, materialism aside, he was a pretty decent guy to begin with. I would have liked to see more of a character arc and more inner conflict as Eli rejects The Dark Side of The Force, so to speak.  I guess I basically wanted more scenes of Eli acting like a rhymes-with-stickhead.

On the other hand, this is a one-hour TV show, things have to move fast fast fast.  Plus, the job of a pilot episode like this is to quickly establish the status quo, not drag out the main character’s transformation.

And as far as establishing the premise and setting the tone, the first episode did a pretty good job. Eli’s case/crusade this time involves an old flame who is suing a pharmaceutical company because she believes the mercury-based preservative used in one of their vaccines was the cause of her son’s autism. At first Eli is on the other side of the table from Old Flame, because his firm represents the pharmaceutical giant. Through the intervention of George Michael (St. George?) and some clever negotiating, Eli manages to represent the woman and her kid against his own firm in court, where he kicks butt - legally speaking of course.

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The vaccine/autism plotline generated quite a bit of controversy before Eli Stone had even aired, and I have nothing intelligent to add to the debate about the safety of vaccines. But I can imagine that more than a few folks who tuned in because of their interest in the controversy were surprised by how little time was spent on that plot thread, relatively speaking.

That’s because Eli Stone isn’t a courtroom procedural, it’s a character-driven show that uses courtroom elements to bump up the drama and to illustrate change and conflict within our hero. The legal element of the show is interesting primarily in what it reveals about Eli, which is the way it should be.

British actor Johnny Lee Miller (Sickboy from Trainspotting!) anchors the show with his portrayal of Eli as alternatively cocksure and bewildered. The supporting cast is equally good – I particularly enjoyed Loretta Devine as Eli’s sardonic administrative assistant and James Saito as Dr. Chen, Eli’s acupuncturist and spiritual guru. Dr. Chen, who is not what he first appears, has the best line of the episode:  “You must make peace with George Michael.”

I think there’s some wisdom there. Wouldn’t we all be a little happier if we could just make peace with George Michael? 

Now let’s see if I can make peace with Eli Stone – the show is well-written and acted, they’re not afraid to use special effects, and the more I think about it, the more it seems like a superhero story without the hitting.  And that’s not necessarily a bad thing.  I’ll stick around.

-Dave Campbell