The Wit and Wisdom of Chris Harrison

Chris Harrison, the host of The Bachelorette and The Bachelor, has a job that requires him to act as a friendly yet reserved master of ceremonies to all the craziness at Bachelorette Manor.  Only I call it "Bachelorette Manor" by the way - everyone else just calls it "the house" which is accurate but lacks flair.

Anyway, on this week's Bachelorette Men Tell All  show, Chris got to show us his freestyle in a less tightly scripted interview show.  I thought he was hilarious; he's quick on his feet and has a biting sense of humor. 

It'd be great to see the Bachelor and Bachelorette work some wry Chris Harrison commentary into the show - I think that would add even more flair, if you will.

For your consideration, I've pulled together this week's Five Best Chris Harrison Lines:

• "Only guys would high five each other after being called a D-bag."

-Chris observes this after Jeremy and Twilley slap some skin after watching the "Everybody Hates Jeremy" video retrospective where Twilley describes Jeremy as a d**** bag.

• "Tell me what's endearing about Sean.  The mullet, obviously.  That goes without saying... Business in the front, party in the back... Is he a haircut away from winning your heart?"

-Chris interviewing DeAnna before a rose ceremony about karate master Sean's mullet hair style.

• "It's like a construction site out here."

-Chris commenting on the whistling and howling from libidinous audience members regarding Graham and his incredible hotness.

• "What night did you figure out what you were doing?"

-Chris asks this to Twilley, the eccentric suitor who admitted that he had no idea what he was doing on the first night.

• "Do you think he fought in the Cobra Kai dojo in Karate Kid?"

-Chris interviewing DeAnna about Sean, the be-mulleted karate master who runs his own martial arts studio.

--Dave Campbell

Comments

[Angie]

CHRIS ROCKS!! :)
He's easy on the eyes, and super witty!! Great Host.

[BestBachelorette]

I agree with you. Chris was off the hook!!! They should definetly add more of that to the show. It was hilarious!! Personally, I think this has been the best show ever, and it even showed with Chris being like this, and the questions he asked. He even had Graham tell him: be gentle. I think this show was a lot of fun.

I personally think that we need more DeAnna's and more Jason's. This will bring ratings to the roof!!!

[CV]

Totally on, Dave! This has been the best season ever but Chris has always been amazing. He just made it all the more so this time. The MTA was hillarious!!! I especially loved the line when he said to Deanna, "You're pissed!". Too funny!

[missing_graham]

that cobra kai joke was fierce, i am still giggling to myself.

[vixen]

We really NEED more Smitty! He is quite witty and they don't seem to make enough use of him - they need to edit him in more, not out...

[karen obrien]

Hi Chris - our family loves you and the shows. A question about the where are they now episode that aired this week. The TV guide showed the episode to be about DeAnna and Jesse and their Engagement and a Big Fat Greek Wedding, what happened, is that show going to air? I hope so. Also, pick Jason for next Bachelor. Can't wait for next season. Hey, televise DeAnna's Wedding it will get great ratings and let us keep up with this great couple