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Introducing Intern Steve & the Intern-ettes...

Yes, the rumors are true. The interns are forming a band.  So far I can sum up our style as Alternative meets Funk meets Country meets the Grateful Dead.  Ok, so we’re having some creative differences.  But don’t worry, we will finish forming our band and go on to produce at least a one 1–hit-wonder before breaking up.  I promise you that. So get in line folks because our performances are going to be SOLD OUT! 

Now I know you are all dying to know just who is in the band, and what instrument (or instruments, as the case may be) I will be playing.  But before I can reveal this information to the blogiverse, we need to find a drummer.  Auditions will be held 7am Tuesday at Joe's Bar.  (And yes Leo, in spite of your claim to be the Keith Moon of your generation, you too must audition.) Joe was kind enough to lend us the space, but keep in mind that we must be out of there by 10am so he can open.  So please be punctual.   

Everyone is welcome.  We just require two things.  You must be an intern and you must be good.  Which means that the audition doors are NOT (I repeat, NOT) open to the following groups: residents, attendings, nurses, orderlies, cafeteria chefs, administrative assistants, maintenance staff, and lab technicians. We like you.  We respect you.  We stand in fear of you.  But we will not let you into our band.  We will hold strong in our resolve.  This is an intern band.  It is one of the few things we have.  And gosh darn it, we will not let that be taken from us! 

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I hope you get Lexie Grey. Seriously. That girl could use some happy storyline, like, stat.

DO YOU NEED A MANAGER? =D i could represent you guys! (:

Intern Mitch here (yes, it's really me!)... as Leo's roomate, I can assure you he's no Keith Moon... He's not even Keith Urban! On another note, I would like to submit myself to be the official tambourine and triangle player for the band, a la Paul McCartney's first wife. Just watch out for Graziella, she could end up being the Yoko Ono of the Intern-ettes...

What a cool name! Can't wait to find out what instruments you play.

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