Nola Lyons, dethroned
District Attorney, is now working as the Chief of Staff for Paddycakes… Seems
like *someone* has a fetish for the finer families.
The Darling matriarch has had all charges against her
dropped… and the rumor around town is that it’s the doing – or shall we say
misdoing – of one Ms. Nola Lyons, Esquire.
Looks like Karen Darling is about to become Karen Elder… the
couple has been seen around town picking out china, sampling cakes and
otherwise enjoying the fruits of a very merry engagement. Some cynics are
saying that this is less of a wedding and more of a corporate merger.
Patrick Darling wins New York’s senate race! Looks like Paddycakes is following in his uncle’s footsteps… Let’s just
hope they don’t stop in the same way.
Tripp Darling was rushed to the hospital after sustaining a heart attack on election night! Could this possibly be related to the horrible fight he had with his son just before it was announced that Patrick won the election?
Which Darling gets wed more often than I take the
subway? Rumors persist that this heiress
may be looking to hitch up her wagon once again. Hopefully Vera Wang has a “Buy 4, Get One
FREE” wedding dress policy. Oh, who am I
kidding? She doesn’t need the discount.
