Seen...
Nola Lyons fighting with Jeremy Darling near Wall Street. Are the lovers quarrelling or is this Darling dalliance coming to an end?
YOU’RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
Nola Lyons, dethroned District Attorney, is now working as the Chief of Staff for Paddycakes… Seems like *someone* has a fetish for the finer families.
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Joel Madden taking in his own portrait at the celeb-filled opening of the Lisa George Gallery and speaking to the unsilent partner's partner.
Breaking News...LETITIA IS FREE!
The Darling matriarch has had all charges against her dropped… and the rumor around town is that it’s the doing – or shall we say misdoing – of one Ms. Nola Lyons, Esquire.
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Joel Madden taking in his own portrait at the celeb-filled
opening of the Lisa George Gallery
Just Asking – WILL 5 TIMES BE THE CHARM?
Looks like Karen Darling is about to become Karen Elder… the couple has been seen around town picking out china, sampling cakes and otherwise enjoying the fruits of a very merry engagement. Some cynics are saying that this is less of a wedding and more of a corporate merger.
Breaking News...PATRICK WINS!
Patrick Darling wins New York’s senate race! Looks like Paddycakes is following in his uncle’s footsteps… Let’s just hope they don’t stop in the same way.
Breaking News...DARLING PATRIARCH RUSHED TO ER!
Tripp Darling was rushed to the hospital after sustaining a heart attack on election night! Could this possibly be related to the horrible fight he had with his son just before it was announced that Patrick won the election?
Just Asking...
Which Darling gets wed more often than I take the subway? Rumors persist that this heiress may be looking to hitch up her wagon once again. Hopefully Vera Wang has a “Buy 4, Get One FREE” wedding dress policy. Oh, who am I kidding? She doesn’t need the discount.
Seen...
Tripp Darling… VOTING!
Brian Darling… VOTING!
Simon Elder… VOTING!
Jeremy Darling… VOTING!
(Really? Jeremy? Wouldn’t he have a felony by now???)
