Brrring! Then the fatal words on my laptop: “It looks like you are starting to write a letter...would you like to…”
I click the X as fast as I can, cursing my ancient hardware and its outdated version of Microsoft Word – the one with the annoying talking paper-clip that always shows up when you don’t want him. Like when you’re sitting on the set of a network TV show.
Thankfully, it’s between shots, and hence lost amid the hustle and bustle caused when enormous, expensive pieces of equipment are adjusted. I quickly mute my laptop.
“Aaaaand….rolling!”
I settle in my chair and quietly watch as veteran director Michael Schultz looks over the monitors, rubbing his chin. After a moment, he calls,
“Action!”
It’s day 7 of shooting for episode 204, “States of the Union,” written by Sherri Cooper and Liz Tigelaar. The current scene features Emily VanCamp and Dave Annable making breakfast in the Walker kitchen, with Rebecca offering Justin a tense apology. It’s a critical moment for the episode, and you can feel the collective focus of everybody working to get it just right.
“…aaaaand cut! Very good! Let’s move on, everyone!”
Candy Lynn stands in for Sally Field as the crew tweaks the shot for Michael Schultz.
No time for pats on the back. Someone throws a switch, and suddenly it’s afternoon, not morning, the magic of high power lighting. Sally Field’s stand-in, Candy, is brought in. Then, in seemingly no time at all, we’re ready to go again.
As always, I can’t help but sit in awe of the unsung heroes of B&S: the tireless, ever-efficient production crew, always the first to arrive and the last to leave.
Just as production winds down on 204, it’s revving to life on 205, “Domestic Issues,” written by Pete Calloway and Cliff Olin. At 2:30, the cast, writers, and producers convene in the 2nd floor conference room for the table read.
Our wonderful production staff keeps us well-fed for the table reads...even if this sushi is made from the flesh of writers whose shows were canceled by ABC.
The Walker boys – Matthew Rhys, Dave Annable, and Balthazar Getty – arrive first, sitting at the end of the table, happily munching on sushi and joking around with one another, brothers both on screen and off. Emily VanCamp soon joins them, sipping a soda, along with Sally, fresh from shooting the aforementioned scene.
Dave Annable, Balthazar Getty and Matthew Rhys like each other in real life, too.
The read starts off with a scene between Sarah and her kids, Paige and Cooper. Since the child actors couldn’t make it, Sally fills in, squeaking Maxwell Perry Cotton’s lines in falsetto, with chuckles all around.
Another notable fill-in is Alison Schapker, one of the head writers, who reads for Kitty today. She does an admirable job, despite having the ever-mischievous Ken Olin constantly trying to tickle her during her lines.
In addition to providing great leadership in the Writers Office, the lovely and brilliant Alison Schapker runs a halfway house for writers interns.
During a later scene, Matthew Rhys stumbles over the pronunciation of the word “treatise” and falls back into his true Welsh accent. All the while, I sit to the side, constantly reminding myself that I do, in fact, work here, and that life can truly be this sweet.
In the end, it’s all a bit bittersweet for me, because my time with these brilliantly talented individuals is coming to an end. In two weeks, my days as an intern will be over, and I’ll be driving back east to Chicago to finish my senior year of college. It’s been an incredible experience, and I would be remiss not to express my heartfelt gratitude to everyone here at Stage Six for welcoming me into the B&S family with such genuine warmth.
It’s been the best summer of my life, and I owe it all to this magnificent show and the wonderful people behind it. Thanks for reading, and keep on watching – it’s going to be great!
Ryan “Captain Intern” Crist











